so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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