we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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