that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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