shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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