That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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