Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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