I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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