If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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