i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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