Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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