its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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