it wasn't lemon gatorade
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she peed on how many people?
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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