I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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