HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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