you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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