Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
