Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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