How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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