she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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