sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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