is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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