You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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