You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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