think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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