so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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