So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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