Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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