i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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