? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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