its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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