And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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