Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
