worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
porn star boner night. come get it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Alive.
So much puke
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I have already put on my inside pants.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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