I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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