Dual....:-)
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize