I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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