Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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