This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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