Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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