it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm always down for nudity.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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