hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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