Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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