I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i dont even know how to be here
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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