yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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