Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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