Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Randomize
