unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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