i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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