It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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