is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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