Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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