Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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