so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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