he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize
