Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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